Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Things that Insult Adeline


Well, just like all of us, Adeline has some pet peeves. I decided that I would let you have an insider's view of what we have learned. Here is her top ten list of pet peeves.

10. avacado--"What is this stuff?"


9. plain cottage cheese--"Too lumpy!"

8. the garage door opener--"I startle easily."

7. the bright sun--"Why is it so bright?"

6. sunglasses--"Get these things off me; I can't see."

5. juice--"Cold, hot, I don't care. I'm not drinking that stuff."

4. cough syrup--"If I could close my lips tighter, I would."

3. others touching the textures in her books--"Nobody but me gets to touch that soft teddy bear belly."

2. pacifiers--"If it's not food get it out of my mouth."

1. cold bottles--"Why would anyone even consider such an absurdity."

So, consider yourself priviledged at this glimpse inside of our dear darling. You now know a bit of what makes her tick.

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